
Logo for non-pooliferation treaty signed by coalition of protest groups before 2008's DNC protests
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s administration has purchased “new face shields” for Chicago police officers that will be used during the NATO/G8 summits in May this year. The “face shields,” according to the Chicago Sun-Times, will ”fit comfortably over gas masks and include a seal to prevent officers from being blinded by liquids thrown at them.”
The shields are being obtained from the Colorado-based Super Seer Corporation. About 3,057 “new and improved shields” are being bought for the city. It’s all part of a “$193,461 emergency contract,” the “first use” of a “sweeping power granted to Emanuel to purchase goods and services for the summits.” [Back in January, the Chicago City Council awarded Emanuel the right to enter no-bid contracts without the approval of the City Council if those items could not be purchased under any existing contracts.]
Exactly what liquid substances do the city and police expect protesters at the G8 to “throw” at them? The Frateneral Order of Police (FOP) President Mike Shields contends they are necessary to prevent “anarchists” and “other hard-core protesters” from “blinding” police with “urine and feces.”
According to the Sun-Times, Shields is glad the purchase is being made, but he thinks it may be inadequate:
…[Shields] questioned whether 3,057 shields would be enough if, as he fears, tens of thousands of protesters descend on Chicago for the unprecedented back-to-back summits expected to shine an international spotlight on the city.
“We have 9,500 patrol officers. Every one of them needs a new shield because every one of them has the old one and it’s completely ineffective. It’s a very thin plexi-glass. If you press on it with your thumb, it would crack. If you threw a rock at it, it will pop off. Water can seep right through. Any liquid can seep right through,” Shields said.
“Rioters known to attend NATO and G-8 meetings have been known to throw bags of urine and bags of feces at police. Chicago Police officers need a shield that can adapt to what is being thrown at them.”…
Super Seer Corporation President Steve Smith doesn’t discount this supposed “threat” of “urine and feces” during the summits. His business, which makes helmets for law enforcement, likely depends on this hysterical and irrational fear. There is money to be made. So, Smith says he considers “throwing bags of urine and other liquids” a “distinct possibility.” Protests will be “volatile.” There could be “injury to police officers.” And, apparently, that could involve projectiles consisting of human excrement.
So, when did this ever happen? Somewhere further down in the article by the Sun-Times there should be a brief mention of the time years ago when an “anarchist” or “rioter” was caught engaging in shenanigans that put police in danger of getting a taste of left-wing smash-the-state piss or shit. But, there is no cited incident. That is because no specific incident to justify the militarization of police and the demonization of protesters in the run-up to National Special Security Events like the upcoming summits ever happened.
A search through news reports reveals all police officers and city officials have to support taking measures to prevent what a reasonable person should consider the unlikely use of urine and feces during a massive protest is this conventional wisdom that this probably happened during the 1999 Seattle WTO protests. Sadly, that has been enough, because no journalist or reporter appears to have shown interest in disproving the “anarchists” will “throw urine and feces” during big protest events meme.
This is why in 2008, just before the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado, three groups organizing major protests signed on to something they called the “Doo-Doo Accord.” It was largely satirical in its tone, but, nonetheless, it was serious. The “non-pooliferation” treaty for the DNC laid out the following in the preamble:
The non-partisan group Normal Citizens Rising Against Poo (hereinafter “NoCRAP”) has called for all interested parties to commit to a moratorium on the public throwing, spraying, smearing, hosing or inducing of excrement for the week of August 25-29.
Recognizing that recent assertions regarding the possible utilization of feces and urine as projectile weaponry or crowd control methods during the 2008 Democratic National Convention has created alarm in many quarters that the city of Denver could be drenched in human waste throughout the event;
Moved by the implicit desire of police, demonstrators, delegates and the people of Denver to avoid unwilling contact with said waste;
Resolved that a multi-lateral agreement is needed to end the speculation and paranoia that has plunged so many seemingly reasonable minds into the sewer;
Declaring that together, we can begin a new era of convention planning, free from the threat of urine and feces
Alas, the treaty did not have much impact on law enforcement’s perception of whether urine or feces would ever actually be used. The fear was promoted in the run-up to the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota, in the first week of September in 2008.
Minneapolis police searched a bus. They claimed to have found “one container lid fell off and suddenly they could smell an odor coming from the area of the bus resembling human feces,” according to the Center for Investigative Reporting. The bus was owned by Stan and DeLyla Wilson. The police contacted a “fusion center” in Montana and police found the Wilsons were affiliated with Earth First!, an organization that has supported radical methods for halting environmental degradation.
The “odor” in five-gallon buckets turned out to be coming from “chicken feed,” not urine or feces. The Wilsons’ bus was pulled over on the highway on suspicion of these substances being on the bus but nothing was found.
During the FTAA protests in Miami in 2003, when the “Miami Model” was first employed, Miami police prepared for urine and feces to be thrown. When it didn’t happen, the department still maintained the fear was justified. Sgt. Denis Morales, a department spokesperson, told the press, when presenting “weapons” the protesters had planned to use, “What you don’t see are the bottles of urine as well as the feces that they intended to throw.” He contended “undercover officers” had been in a “crowd of protesters” and spotted the “potentially threatening objects” earlier.
All this talk about urine and feces being thrown is pure myth. As David Solnit wrote in December 2011:
“Protesters throwing Urine” is one myth of activist violence used by authorities to criminalize protest since Seattle, yet there are no documented cases of this actually happening in Seattle or at other global justice events. This kind of myth is used to create greater public acceptance of the curtailing of civil liberties and the use of violence and repression against protests and participants. Civil liberties advocate David Meieran, of the group Save Our Civil Liberties, explained, “This is part of a spectrum of information war strategies that the state uses to repress dissent. ’Urine and feces‘ have to be understood within the larger context of the police’s disinformation about protests and demonstrations. We’ve repeatedly heard the same language used in different cities (‘urine and feces,’ ’not your father’s protesters’).”
But, since most law enforcement officers treat protesters as people who pose violent threats to order on the streets instead of citizens exercising their First Amendment rights to dissent, the perpetuation of this myth is unsurprising.
Shields is the epitome of law enforcement, a man who despises those who would dare to come out and protest during major events like the G8. His words are no different, however, from those of police in Miami, who alleged prior to the FTAA protests that “Seattle tactics” involving Molotov cocktails, crowbars, squirt guns filled with acid or urine and wrist rockets or dangerous slingshots used to shoot steel ball bearings or large bolts” would be used. His words are no different than New York police, who in the run-up to the 2004 Republican National Convention that “militant” protesters “trained in kidnapping techniques, bomb making and building improvised munitions” would be at the Convention.
And since the press are so deferential to law enforcement in this country (at least until they become victims of law enforcement as well), the promotion of this myth of urine-and-feces-throwing rioters invading a metropolis gives cover for police when they engage in preemptive policing and arrest individuals in the weeks before major protest events. Massive intelligence gathering operations with “fusion centers” snooping into the personal lives of activists occurs. Some of these individuals see their names being shared in media and associated with the threat of violent conduct during the upcoming protest event. And, law-abiding citizens see a ramping up of security that has a chilling impact on their willingness to engage in freedom of speech and assembly during the major protest event.
The Chicago Sun-Times gives us a preview of how protesters will be made to seem villainous and law enforcement will be cast as saviors as the NATO/G8 summits near. Shields gives us a preview of how disinformation from city officials, police officers, business managers and political leaders will be accepted as truth. Ironically, it is this disinformation that could backfire on Emanuel.
With disinformation comes the misinformed belief among residents of the city that Chicago should never have hosted the summits and opened the city up to “violent” protests. Residents contend they will cost too much and protesters are likely to cause massive amounts of “property damage.” When the summits are over, they will ask Emanuel why the summits could not have taken place somewhere else, making the prestige and honor the city thinks it will earn unlikely if the rhetoric against protests during the G8 continues to be pure fabrication.



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Ah, but it’s a damn good way to sell 10,000 helmet shields (well, 9500 if FOP Shields has his way).
Worst-case scenario thinking would cause most normal folks to never leave the house and still be afraid of staying home.
Applied to security, it is a huge waste of money.
Maybe the best strategy is for protesters to hype the protest until April 30, and then not show at all. But sucking the air out of the Emmanuel/CPD hype would be a good tactic.
Everybody involved seems to be fighting the last battle. Does the Occupy Chicago GA now have to broker another Poo Accord?
It has occurred to me too that the best way to handle the G8/NATO, RNC and DNC would be if no one showed up to protest. Think of the picture it would paint: 10,000 cops in riot gear, tanks, drones and other bright shiny objects for what, to harass everyday people going about their business.
The 1% can only play their games if we play our part. Do we really need to go to that party?
Isn’t there a natural limit to the amount of doo-doo a protestor can produce? Are they going to start asking for donations?
You have a very good point! If that meeting were not so important to us little peoples, that would be a good idea.
I like that idea. They would have to find another effective way to make their voices heard. Wonder what that could be?
Let’s add up the costs and damage done of a typical one-day St. Paddy’s Day parade (or playoff appearance by a sports team), complete with drunks puking on cops — cops in regular uniforms, not the full-on RoboCop gear they want to play with — with that of, say, the entire cost of policing Occupy Chicago over several weeks.
So now Chicago is going to be Piss Poor and without a Poo Pot!
Rahm, that verbal virtuosos of power gone mad has just caused all those Chicago Business promises to go down the drain.
They promised local biz and shop owners that the week would be a boom for them and a way to show off their local wares. Tell me, who is going to go shopping and dining on those days when the supposed piss and poo will be flying in the streets?
Rahm is the one who is full of s*it and an f—g retard.
Think of all the jobs created for the clean-up crews. s/
My first thought when I read this was: project much?
Gotta wonder what these cretins do when no one is watching.
Maybe if Rahmbo spent his money on portapotties instead of jackboot accessories…
I like that that Chicago cops’ union head’s name is Shields, though.
I thought shields were inanimate objects. I didn’t know they could ‘adapt’ to meet conditions.
Of course, all these stories about the potential violence and unsanitary conditions are intended to reduce the size of the protest to be manageable by CPD–that is, to shut the protest down completely. The CPD’s history of brutal suppression of protests plays into this narrative as well.
But there are 28 heads of state attending, including President Obama. And they are coordinating two things of supreme importance to the future: who gets the austerity pill next and who is the new enemy of NATO (and what weapons systems can we sell on that basis).
So as nice as having no one show up might be, it’s not likely to happen when thousands of autonomous actors are making their decisions. And the protest is not likely to be focused. Unless some coalition can pull all of the issues through the 1%/99% frame.
The assumption is that most of the protest action will be either in Grant Park or as near to McCormick Place as possible. Police planning will emphasize clearing these areas and forcing people into Freedom Fences somewhere of another. Police will likely be taking “zero tolerance” for infractions to a new level. Jaywalking, littering,….will be strictly enforced (sometimes even without an infraction). Movement through the city will be monitored to the extent that protesters are identifiable.
What if protesters don’t follow this plot? What could they do? What sorts of things would be completely unexpected and play against the CPD narrative of Danger! Danger! Danger!
There are lots of possibilities. Chicago has 77 identifiable community areas, with their own parks and other venues. Entertainment, teach-ins, and buy local could be done there. Or protest marches down main neighborhood shopping streets. That is, a decentralized strategy that educates residents of Chicago about the importance of these meetings. With the many ethnic neighborhoods that remain in Chicago, there could be actions relative to US coordination with the countries that were the origins of the people who came to the US and lived in these communities.
Playing against type is the common thread between these sorts of things and not showing up at all.
The real issue is what would be an effective action that could penetrate the media blackout that will be in place for most news other than apparent protester violence.
You can just call him Trojan.
Spot on! I’ve been making that suggestion for some time. Protesters need to make a presence, but do it out of arms reach of the Stormtroopers. Make them look like fools.
LOL! The Pooper Scoopers come in after the Poo Squad.
Sheesh. They will use any crazy scheme won’t they?
I think he is confused and thought the Kennel Clubs were going to be out on streets.
In Chicago, bribery has a way of making everything “adapt.”
And as anyone who’s been to their local monkeyhouse-at-the-zoo can tell you, poo is best flung while still hot and greasy. No time for bagging (paper or plastic?); just reach around, dump and choose your target!
I’m guessing Rahm just has a shield fetish.
Isn’t it great how they assume that they will be facing cretins whos only weapon will be urine and feces. It’s amazing that they give us the credit for being able to stand upright. There are other ways to render the police force useless but they also render them lifeless. Just because Rahm is a few bubbles past level doesn’t mean the rest of the world has lost it’s humanity.
They probably went to the Unicorn gay bar down on Halsted, though the pee/poo stuff (not my bag *ahem*) was more the Eagle on North Clark Street. Back in the day. *sigh*
At least the cops will be safe from water balloons. Though considering we might be having drought conditions come May, I wonder if they might rather cool off? I know I would.
Or what if there was a protest, and everybody partied instead? 2012 would be an awesome time for a summer of peace.
“Protests will be “volatile.”
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For once, I agree with the police. Urine and feces…..definately a possibility, IMO.
Not that I would condone that.
I remember the summer of ’69…….well most of it.
I concur completely. No one would get the correct message if no one showed up to protest, especially since it implies anyone is listening or cares.
However, we do need to get out of their sandbox.
I almost hate to say this, but it sounds like they’re afraid of a shitstorm.
Well, the police are militarized, and we *know* that some soldiers are known to urinate on corpses…
Funny you should mentioned 1969. Wasn’t it during the Democratic Convention in Chicago back in the sixties that flaming bags of dog business were flung around, or planted on porches, or some such? I *think* that is where the fear of polticized feces originated. (Also, the bag of flaming crap adds dimension to the term “firebagger”. Just sayin’).
The first poo was allegedly flung (in Chicago of course) during the 1968 Democratic convention riots, I read about it in Esquire I think.
Rahm and co.must be desperate to get the story out about what will happen, because it costs a bundle to fire up the time machine.
What an incredible waste of money. I wonder how much Rahm got in kickbacks. Of course the Chicago Stormtroopers don’t need these shields to protect them because they’re already blinded, not by the piss and feces of the protesters, but by their loyalty to Rahm and the repressive PTB.
I can see the Faux Newz headline now:
The Attack of the Poo-Flinging Protesters!
Ah, so. Forty-four years is quite a trek through history to find an *actual* example of flying feces, though.
> I almost hate to say this, but it sounds like they’re afraid of a shitstorm.
The Chicago Police, like all U.S. police and military, are violent pussies afraid of their own shadows. And they reserve the right to piss on you – but only when you’re dead and can’t fight back.
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This is so funny because I distinctly remember mayor Richard Daley telling television reporters in 1968, that anti-war demonstrators were throwing their own feces and urine at police, and that was the reason the police were angry.
That was right before they showed the footage of a ‘demonstrator’ violently knocking an old woman to the ground to stop her from interfering with his effort to pull down the American flag and hoist the Viet Cong flag.
Hope for cloudy nights and project Haskell Wexler’s Medium Cool in the skies over Chicago.
My wife thinks that Chicago would be a great place for bat-signal protests.
I wonder if the CPD used that story before Haymarket Square.
The “Enforcers”, whether they are the police or the military, only have “courage” when they severely outnumber and outgun the opposition. It’s like they display a hive mentality and must be told what to do. The concept of individual thought terrifies them.
I think we should start laying bets on when the first raid-on-suspicion will be. What will the pretext be- overcrowding? anonymous tip?
Very likely it will provided by the agents provocateur.
The person calling for the most extreme position is likely working for the police.
I’m calling 4pm CDT May 17th, a raid on a workshop, all personal electronics confiscated, 27 people taken in to “custody”, based on information from “inside sources”.
Ysd….don;t remember who exactly gets credit for inventing the “flaming bag of dog poo.” But I was relating the “Summer of ’69″. That was protests against the war, sex, drugs, and rock n roll.
May day is ‘sposed to be a big deal this year, so my bet is before May 1.
Put me down for $20.
What’s the worst gang in America? The cops. A bunch of uncontrolled thugs with a fecal matter obsession.
Obama and Rahm can toast each other as they watch their city burn from the cop riots.
Throwing feces and urine at cops is what happens in prison; the weapons of the weaponless and imprisoned who STILL refuse to submit to authority. Our cousins – gorillas and chimpanzees – behind bars in a zoo are inclined to do the same. So on the one hand, the point could be made that Rahm and all of his cop buddies regard citizens protesting injustice to be equivalent to incarcerated criminals, or apes in zoos. On the other hand, there’s the money which goes to buy military hardware for cops who just love to beat citizens to a pulp. It’s not likely to be an either/or scenario.
My questions are: (1) What is Rahm’s connection to Super Seer Corp. (i.e., what is his cut of the action)? (2) How long until we see the armored personnel carriers, tanks, pain rays, etc., which the CPD will also be purchasing for the festivities? and (3) What will the protesters use in place of cell phones/Twitter, etc. to organize on-the-fly when Rahm shuts down communications infrastructure?
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Urine and feces, although disagreeable, do not constitute much of a threat. Human urine is sterile, unless the donor happens to have a urinary tract infection at the time. Feces, of course, contains a lot of bacteria that could cause severe illness, but poses no particular hazard provided it does not penetrate the skin (e.g. via an open wound), and is not swallowed if contact is made with the mouth.
I wonder if the underlying concern of the police officers is about HIV or other blood borne pathogens. If so, the threat is minimal to none. The CDC has stated that there is no risk of acquiring infections with HIV or hepatitis B from contact with feces or urine unless they are visibly contaminated with blood.
I must thank you for your medical analysis of this possible (but highly unlikely) issue.
What will Chicago businesses and residents do if Rahm shuts down the communications infrastructure? Mubarak sacrificed several days’ business in the Egyptian economy to hold onto power. I don’t think Rahm can shut down the infrastructure for long.
You are so Right.
Still the Stazi deserves shit in their faces because they are gutless, overfed pigs whose only courage is when they are heavily armed and in their hundreds.
When the veterans of these insane wars show up to take them on there will be blood and much of it will be theirs, the pigs, and they will be so deserving of it.
I call for American Spring to root out the overfed pigs of this rotten to the core system of cabal criminals!
I guess you equating Rahm to Libya and Syria?
I couldn’t agree more.
American Spring is at hand.
I’d like to see him and others do a Mussolini at the light pole delivered by American Patriots!
Things are going to take a turn for the betterment of common people!
We’ll see Chicago Police Torturing citizens in the streets again, like in 1968.
The word from Twitter is that they have recently implemented the capacity to censor individual accounts. Cell-phone service providers have had that ability for quite some time. I am expecting to see content and location-based censorship, rather than general infrastructure shutdown. I should have been more specific in my initial rant. As the politicians like to say, “I mis-spoke”.
Rahm is not the autocratic ruler of a nation-state, so he doesn’t measure up to Ghadafi, Assad, Hussein, or Mubarak. If anything, he is a Richard Daley wannabe; he is, after all, only a mayor. And, no, I don’t think the Mussolini treatment will be necessary or appropriate. But law suits will definitely be in order. Every individual civil rights violation against lawful, non-violent protesters should instigate a law suit against the CPD, the City of Chicago, and Rahm Emanuel. Every single one.
It’s a psychological tactic. Rahm is painting the protestors with a disgusting brush, as a way to start the rumors early-on. By the time the rumors spread through center-right and rightwing websites, it will be with giggles and inanity, which will serve as a way to block any high-brow debates before they begin. The topic comes up in regular conversation, and the lowbrow right-wing will parrot the disgusting rumors, and will remove the ability for sensible discussions on the poisonous policies of neo-liberalism.
C’mon people. We’re talking Chicago, my home town. This should surprise anyone? To whit: “The police aren’t here to create disorder. The police are here to preserve disorder.” Richard J Daley August 1968
The logo is reminiscent of Norman Mailer’s 1969 campaign slogan when he ran for Mayor of New York: “No more bullshit!”
Good one!