Obama Should Go to Tehran

By: Friday September 12, 2014 7:44 am

President Obama left out the most important word of all in his speech outlining a strategy for Iraq: Iran. For if Iran is the 500 pound gorilla in the room with Iraq, it is the 800 pound monster in the Middle East. No real stability can be achieved without Iran. It is time for the [...]

Satire: Obama ISIS Speech Depresses Nation

By: Thursday September 11, 2014 7:10 am

Following Obama’s address to the nation Wednesday, America’s psychiatrists and liquor stores stocked up on anti-depressants and massive amounts of alcohol. States allowing for legal marijuana report booming sales. President Obama announced an expansion of the current war with Iraq (not to be confused with the previous war with Iraq he claimed to have ended [...]

Kerry Says U.S. Troops Could Deploy to Iraq

By: Wednesday September 10, 2014 2:53 pm

For those who argued with the theory about a month ago that interceding in Iraq for “humanitarian purposes” to help the Yazidis was just a subterfuge to have the U.S. re-enter a messy war that supposedly ended for us in 2011, well, you were wrong. It was. Enjoy that slippery slope. This Means War Just [...]

Satire: Interview with Obama’s Nobel Prize Statue

By: Monday August 25, 2014 8:15 am

Famously, the Nobel Committee awarded its prestigious Peace Prize to President Barack Obama. The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Obama for his “extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.” The Norwegian Nobel Committee announced the award on October 9, 2009, citing Obama’s promotion of nuclear nonproliferation and a “new climate” [...]

Satire: Israel Destroys Lincoln Tunnel, Shells New Jersey in “Self Defense”

By: Friday August 15, 2014 7:02 pm

Citing its inherent right to self-defense, an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) spokesperson today announced his country had destroyed the Lincoln Tunnel, one of the main arteries connecting New Jersey with the island of Manhattan. Israeli forces also shelled New Jersey, causing additional hundreds of casualties. “With a ceasefire in place in Gaza while we reloaded [...]

Why Airstrikes in Iraq Are a Mistake

By: Friday August 8, 2014 10:46 am

As America goes back to war in Iraq with airstrikes, here’s what to know and do instead: – This is a slippery slope if those words have any meaning left. Airstrikes are in part to protect American advisors sent earlier to Erbil to support Kurds there because Iraqi central government won’t. The U.S. is assuming [...]

#SaveOurYazidi (in Iraq)

By: Friday August 8, 2014 8:36 am

Show of hands: anybody out there who heard much of the Yazidi in Iraq before a day or two ago? Because our president is going to re-engage in combat in Iraq to save them. Airstrikes are now authorized! Save Our Yazidi Once upon a time placing America’s service people in harm’s way, spending America’s money [...]

John Kerry Accidentally Sanctions Self

By: Tuesday July 22, 2014 10:03 am

“I’m still not sure exactly what happened,” said gaffe-prone, beleaguered Secretary of State John Kerry, “but I’m told I agreed to sanctions on myself.” In an exclusive, Kerry explained his mistake. “So there we were in the Middle East. I travel almost constantly, and at my age, even with a large staff, it can get [...]

CIA, Senate and a Constitutional Crisis Resolved (not in favor of the Constitution)

By: Friday July 11, 2014 10:39 am

Chroniclers of the decline of the republic will recall March 2014. Speaking then in reference to revelations that the CIA searched computers being used by Senate staffers, and removed documents those staffers received from the CIA detailing its post-9/11 torture program, Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman Dianne Feinstein said: I have grave concerns that the CIA’s [...]

Iraq: What They Died For

By: Thursday July 3, 2014 7:27 am

As I see the images of Iraq’s unfolding civil war, sometimes I think I even recognize a place I had been, having spent a year in the midst of America’s Occupation there, 2009-2010. I was a State Department civilian, embedded with an Army brigade of some 3000 men and women, far from the embassy and [...]

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